ErwiiRommie
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Post by ErwiiRommie on Apr 11, 2007 19:10:59 GMT -5
I was going through my old bookmarks out of boredum and came across an old link to a Random Slogan Generator. All you do is type in a word or two and it randomly creates a slogan using the word(s) you imputed.
These are some I got using "Erwin Rommel"
"Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Erwin Rommel." -- Poor Rommel, I'd think he'd die from embarassment if he saw that on a shirt.
"From Our Erwin Rommel to Yours."
"Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Erwin Rommel." -- He's not flaky! Okay, he MIGHT be a little crazy.
"There's More Than One Way To Eat An Erwin Rommel." -- This is the Germans version of the Babe Ruth candy bar! Heh
"Erwin Rommel, and on, and on..." --- this is us... heh
"Gonna Be a While? Grab an Erwin Rommel." -- Dont mind if I do.
"Erwin Rommel, Take Me Away." --- Please!
"The Real Smell of Erwin Rommel." --- Is that before he's been in the desert heat or after?
Course there are a lot more... and a lot more lewd ones.
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Post by Desert Stallion on May 23, 2007 11:16:48 GMT -5
"Gonna Be a While? Grab an Erwin Rommel." -- Dont mind if I do.
lol
Hehe, I love these things. And here are a few more.
“I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Rommel.” -- Indeed.
“If You Can't Beat Rommel, Join Rommel.”
“Too Orangey for Rommel.” -- I didn’t know Rommel didn’t like orange.
“Do You Eat The Rommel Last?” --Question of the age for cannibals all o’er the world.
“A Rommel Works Wonders.” --Tis what those poor British fellas must’ve been thinking.
“Built Rommel Tough.” --Can take anything the desert throws at it.
“Rommel Makes Everything Better.” -- ‘Nuff said.
“Got a Rommel? You're in Luck.” --Small understatement there.
“8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Rommel.” ---Hm…curious. Rommel’s dachshunds had better watch out.
“You Need A Rommel.”
“When You've Got Rommel, Flaunt It.” --But Manfred would take him away. *hides*
“Rommel: The Other White Meat.” --Another great controversy among cannibals.
“With A Name Like Rommel, It Has To Be Good.”
“Washing Machines Live Longer With Rommel.” --Yep, because he’s a whiz with nuts and bolts.
“Welcome to Rommel Country.” --We need that one under our site sign.
“I'm Only Here For The Rommel.”
“Watch Out, There's a Rommel About.”
“It's Not All Rommel, Rommel, Rommel, you know.” --Yeah right…
“I Want My Rommel.” --Don’t we all?
“Do The Rommel.” --Something akin to Rommeling?
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ErwiiRommie
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Post by ErwiiRommie on May 23, 2007 20:58:17 GMT -5
roflmao
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ErwiiRommie
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Post by ErwiiRommie on May 30, 2007 17:23:37 GMT -5
www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Rommel Theres the link And some new random slogans... "Unzip a Rommel!" - I don't think Lucy would be too happy with that... "You're in Good Hands with Rommel." - I would hope so! "Come One, Come All To Rommel." "It's Rommel Time!" "Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Rommel." - Say what? "I Wish They All Could Be Rommel Girls." Sounds close to your Rommelteers! :-p "Leggo my Rommel!" - That's right, Leggo! "Only Rommel Has the Answer!" "Nobody Does it Like Rommel!" "Good Honest Rommel Since 1896." - Ooo so close to his birth year! "What Can Rommel Do For You?" "I am Stuck on Rommel, 'Cause Rommel's Stuck on Me." - I wish "Things Happen After a Rommel." - As the British so easily learned the hard way "Out Of The Strong Came Forth Rommel." - Sounds Biblical! I challenge someone to use that in a fic! "Puts the Rommel in Britain." - They wish! "Where's The Desert Fox?" - lol "Did Somebody Say The Desert Fox?" "Wouldn't You Rather Be The Desert Fox?" "Get the Door - It's the Desert Fox!" "Come See the Softer Side of The Desert Fox." "I'm Cuckoo For The Desert Fox." - Now that's a t-shirt I'll wear!
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Post by jilldragon on Feb 7, 2008 19:25:11 GMT -5
Oooh shiny! *plays with slogan generator* Nothing Sucks like a Rommel - I beg to differ!!  Turn Loose the Rommel - I can just see the British quaking in fear There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Rommel - Poor Rommel, those cannibals have it in for him.  Never Knowingly Rommel -  Behold the Power of Rommel - *worships* You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Rommel - Maybe they're referring to Pfirsich? lol ;D Marvin the Mountie Alway Gets His Rommel - Yay for us Canadians! Try Rommel, You'll Like it - You bet I would!  Now with 50% More Rommel - So where was the rest of him? Moving At the Speed of Rommel - Hell yeah! |
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Post by Qualerei on Feb 8, 2008 17:23:49 GMT -5
Oh... my... god... *dies laughing*
Yeah, this slogan generator is a bit of fun, isn't it ?
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Post by machiavelli-imp on Sept 7, 2008 19:27:43 GMT -5
Now with 50% More RommelBut hang on - if I have no Rommel to start with, then get 50% more Rommel, I *still* have no Rommel! *sniff* Turn Loose the Rommel - I can just see the British quaking in fear.Desmond Young might agree with you! I can just see it now: Keitel: What are we going to do about the Atlantic Wall? It's quite pathetic. Hitler: Turn loose the Rommel! Generals reading ULTRA intercept: *quake* There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Rommel - Poor Rommel, those cannibals have it in for him. Not more cannibals!
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